Best Developer Jokes by Klippa

Besides making awesome software, we also like to joke around from time to time. We collected some of the funniest developer jokes (rated by our very own developers) and we’d like to share them with you.

Let’s git right to it!

What do you call it when developers pick on each other?
Cyber boolean

What is the Object Oriented way to get wealthy?

Where do Javascript developers wash their hands?
In Async

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Why did the developer quit their job so fast?
Because they couldn’t commit

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Why did the developer quit their other job?
Because they didn’t get arrays

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Why do developers like dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs

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Bonus joke 🎉
I would tell you a UDP joke, I’m just afraid you won’t get it.

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About Klippa

Klippa is a fast-growing IT scale-up that operates worldwide. From our offices in Groningen and Amsterdam, we work with approximately 50 specialists, including 20+ developers, on building and selling technologically advanced SaaS solutions.

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